Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023

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Ryan Abbott

Exhibiting a fit of rage; but in a cool, Sarasota way.

My boyfriend cheated on me and I went full Ryan Abbott.

Did you see those guys outside the bar Ryan Abbotting last night?

On scale of 1 to Ryan Abbott; how mad are you?

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Ryan Abbott

Exhibiting a fit of rage; but in a cool way.

My boyfriend cheated on me and I went full Ryan Abbott.

Did you see those guys outside the bar Ryan Abbotting last night?

On scale of 1 to Ryan Abbott; how mad are you?

by drainobuttchugs October 05, 2020

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Fake ryan

The best fucking person ever he is so sexy

Yo have you seen fake ryan he is sexy

by Fake.ryan May 05, 2022

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Ryan Toleno

Ryan Toleno is a boy who isn’t afraid to show the world who he really is. He’s the kind of boy lots of girls want, but he only picks out one. He has a good heart and is a total smart ass, but that’s what people like about him. Don’t ever break his heart, because we all know he would never do the same. Ryan is the kind of boy to hang around with his friends getting victory royales all day. He doesn’t care what you think, and doesn’t judge you for your own opinions.

“Wow, I wish I could be a Ryan Toleno!”

by CharliFx April 12, 2018

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