Sex Bag

A bag like object used for sex. Commonly a girlfriend.

James - My brother's girlfriend is staying around tonight.

David - Ah, the good old sex bag. Lets face it thats what a girlfriend is.

James - Haha, but i use my cat...

by Dave Bryce May 19, 2007

Melon Bag

1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.

Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.

by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011

Ho-bag

a whore or a girl who acts slutty. a girl with a bitchy attitude.

My mom is such a ho-bag.

by nerm November 18, 2003

ho bag

A sack filled with Ho's, or promiscuous women. Many fun things can be done with a Ho bag. You can kick it, hit it with a big stick, throw it into a river. Some beleive that if you get them too riled up they become very agitated. Maybe because they want money, or for some unknown crack reason. What ever it may be that you decide to do with a sack of crack bitches. It's always a good idea to bring a Ho bag to any social gathering. You'll be the life of the party.

(Friend 1)Hey, did you see that Ho bag that Marky mark and the funky bunch brought?

(Friend 2)Yeah! I think I'm gonna go throw some rattle snakes into it, and than kick it for a while. You wanna join in?

(Friend 1)DO I!!?

by The Minister July 24, 2008

Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

by Kevin April 10, 2004

Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag

Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.

by Coimplments December 28, 2005

tea bagging

The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconcious persons mouth. It is risky so be creful.

When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004