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ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else
maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
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Dad g

A fucking drip legend who once seen is recognised as a drip Legendé
Person 1: bro man i need hel...
Person 2: bro bro bro dont worry Dad g has it covered.
by 1TrueKingOfDublin December 11, 2020
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dad

by v.sn, July 13, 2020
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Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.
Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !
by Bingibongooooooo October 27, 2010
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Dad

An object that doesn't exist.
by Amendez1940 November 9, 2022
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prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Dad

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.
by Dadbgone March 28, 2019
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