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Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020
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Egg Slicer

Egg Slicer ; is when you 'drop off' and it'smells so bad you couldn't feed it to a dog, big and bad.
Oh, my gosh, are you serious right now? You just dropped an egg Slicer.
by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020
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Egg

What Robloxians scream about if they don't get.
Do you have the Egg Of Hidden Treasures?
by melonismynamebytheway April 24, 2020
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Egg

by big headdddd April 26, 2020
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Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up
Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
by KappaGee February 15, 2020
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EGG

Hello beautiful dame, I can tell we share so much in common as you are a fellow EGG. Shall the intercourse commence?
by CactÆ February 20, 2020
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Eggs

A soft squishy not so bouncy ball. That came from a chicken's booty. Eggs are a chicken's period. Offen made fun of because squidward tentacles sucks them. Exquisite flavor that makes your breakfast 100 times better. Usually great when they are fully cooked. Raw not so much unless you're into that type of stuff. Eggs don't judge. Can transform into a chicken.
You must suck eggs because I smell your filthy mouth from a mile away. Also eggs are cool.
by Huevo buenos February 20, 2020
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