She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.

Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Feminine Touch

Something created by and suitable to a girl or woman.

This room needs a woman's/"feminine touch".

by Good Ol' Win-diesel February 22, 2024

Flying Touch-Man

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed

The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish

by playfulTickler February 24, 2024

Blazin touch

When one completes the Bdubs Blazin Challenge, and shortly afterwards has relations with a female’s genitalia using their hands…

I gave her the Blazin Touch and she screamed; not in a good way.

by Chevy2004 March 17, 2024

imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

school thought

Like a shower thought but in school instead

Person 1: I had a school thought earlier today, why is it called a restroom if you fight for your life inside
Person 2: Exactly!

by pingey April 5, 2024