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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
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creamy snow 

Kinda like a golden shower but with jizz.
My girlfriend was asleep but I was horny so I just gave her some creamy snow.bukake
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Dirty snow ball 

A derivative of the snowballing technique in which cum is received into the mouth of an individual but instead of being deposited directly into the mouth of a second individual it is deposited into an asshole. The residual deposit is collected back into a mouth and reintegrated into another mouth to perpetuate the snowballing cycle.
Tom Brady loves to catch a good dirty snow ball
Dirty snow ball by Gronkball99 December 20, 2015

mountain snow hermit 

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

jeremy snow 

A swag kid with the epic dope light up sketcher and is so dope that he hangs with snoop doge with his Walmart clothing
"Why its JEREMY SNOW do dudo do"
jeremy snow by Jeremy Snow September 7, 2016

Jeremy Snow 

That one kid in your seventh grade class that is alittle small but has very swagy skechers and with walmart clothing
"Yo its Jeremy Snow that kid with skechers!"
Jeremy Snow by Jeremy Snow September 7, 2016

donut snow 

When an old man scratches his head over another person's anus, sprinkling dandruff onto the outer rim, causing the appearance of a snowy donut.
"My Grandpa and Grandpa were having fun when I heard her begging for donut snow."
donut snow by CocaineSloth August 7, 2016