Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

Road psych

Do you ever just be driving and have the sudden urge to swerve into a nearby sign or river? this is a road psyche, just that sudden urge to cause damage while on the road.

"Earlier today i had a road psyche it really scared me."

by possumous January 10, 2022

Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022

Road Head Thursday

Thursdays are for road head.

“Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.

by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 13, 2022

Róadh

A warrior of life. Róadh (also spelled Roa or Rógha and pronounced Ro-ah) is a unique Irish male name (however can also be unisex). Róadh is strong, incredibly thoughtful, caring, loving and beautiful. Róadh’s are a highly developed species that are extremely intelligent, strong athletes and always very successful. When Róadh is around, you can’t help but smile and laugh! With a strong presence, he always fills every room with light and happiness. He is an awesome friend!

Róadh is awesome!

by TPUDNames December 25, 2021

roadbruda

When hes with the mandem and dat hes a road bruda

yo me and the lads lets meet up with the other roadbrudas

by smexyflexy man December 26, 2021