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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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Purple people eater

The other day I chewed 2 purple people eaters and then swallowed 2......... I was high for almost the entire day.
by FTAU August 19, 2016
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purple nut mole

That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell
Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole
by Bc2292 June 16, 2023
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purple dinosaur

Person: Oh look, it’s a purple dinosaur! It’s Barney!
by hebdkc July 25, 2022
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I found a purple rock!

A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.

Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.

Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”

Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
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Purple

Something you say when you fart that way anyone who understands it can either step away or hold their breath!
Purple
by Kingtoocan August 27, 2017
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Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck
Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.
by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023
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