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Grammy Gum Job
When your granny takes out er TEETH! (dentures) and gives a young man with a cock a blow job. AKA grammy gum job.
old lady walks into my room and she gets horny and pulls her dentures out and un-zipz my pants and starts deep throatin' and swallowing my cum. boys and girls, that's what a GRAMMY GUM JOB is!
Grammy Gum Job by JR. MCLOVIN' June 10, 2010
New York Jew Job
When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
New York Jew Job by Michael Dyakool January 6, 2008
zombie job
tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
zombie job by redeyez333 February 6, 2009
lick job
The act of preforming oral sex on a male or female by swirling your tongue around their penis and balls or vagina and clitoris
lick job by Puddin' Tang April 13, 2011
Ice Cream Paint Job
When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.
Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
Ice Cream Paint Job by Cartmen125 October 1, 2010
Poon Job
When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
Poon Job by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008