Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt

John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over

by DB’s April 15, 2025

HighRise Pool Hooker

When a slick woman or a group of slick women go from one new high rise pool to another, usually in a metropolitan town similar to AustinTX, in search of looking cool on their Instagram and or seeking a wealthy male to seduce and rob.

Tommy: Dude check out those hot chicks over at the far end of the pool they are hot!

Mike: Brother steer clear of them, they are HighRise Pool Hookers. They are searching for validation and the money in your wallet.

Tommy: I thought they looked familiar.

Mike: Yea next week they will probably be at the grand opening of the Four Seasons Residences pool side.

by AwesomeTexaz May 21, 2025

Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.

Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.

by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025