egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.

Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.

by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat

dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker

by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024

Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING

Egg rupted stfu

by unfunny sus March 29, 2022

egg

The almighty.

egg.

Yes.

by R3D Momo March 31, 2021

Egg (hakuna matata)

A very chill guy on discord who can only sing hakuna matata really badly

Do you know Egg (hakuna matata) he wont stop singing that awsome song

by Egg (hakuna matata) June 13, 2021