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by Bill loves the cock May 20, 2004
like put a cap gun in someone's asshole and shoot it to give a pleasurable vibration in the rectum causing orgasm
by GorillaPussy_yomamma'sbigassho December 17, 2017
to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
by waterbrother September 11, 2009
To be provoked and harrassed to the point that you can't stop yourself from getting violent.
African American WWII soldier Private Herman Perry, serving in the 849th Engineer Battalion in Burma and India constructing the Ledo Road, had for a long time been suffering systematical harrassment from racist officers. On March 3rd, 1944, he finally snapped and shot dead a white lieutenant, Harold Cady.
African American WWII soldier Private Herman Perry, serving in the 849th Engineer Battalion in Burma and India constructing the Ledo Road, had for a long time been suffering systematical harrassment from racist officers. On March 3rd, 1944, he finally snapped and shot dead a white lieutenant, Harold Cady.
He talks a lot of shit, but you need to stay cool. You can't let this bastard make you blow up your Harold Cady.
by CarolShady January 12, 2011
To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.
Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.
by Fnordicle January 11, 2008
To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.
Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
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by Paulodox6 September 23, 2013