Yellow Turd

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.

"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."

by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 19, 2022

Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025

turds and kinkos

At trip to the toilet to poop

I’ll be right back guys I have to go to turds and Kinkos

by Jacksome July 7, 2024

Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.

Courtney is a total turd burglar

by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025

turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017

Turd

a peice of poo

dude you stepped in turd

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021