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Dick confetti

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.
by Puntilla August 27, 2017
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Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.
Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty
by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018
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Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that
did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her
by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018
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Dick hoodie

Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie
by yummytears October 27, 2018
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beast dick

Mehaf’s actual name
Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.
by Madisonjade69666 December 27, 2018
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Fickle Dick

A nickname for a guy that is known to have trouble pleasing women. Women often cheat on him because of this.
Hey fickle dick I heard your girlfriend cheated on you.
by JesusMc2 June 20, 2018
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Short Dicked

It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill
He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!
by SFKitten June 25, 2018
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