noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.
Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!
by archangel77777 October 5, 2011
Get the half-sneezermug. A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.
"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
by DXB09 June 19, 2025
Get the irish half daymug. by joshyboi November 16, 2013
Get the jesus tits and a halfmug. I want to be dr half price
by drhp August 29, 2021
Get the dr half pricemug. Spouse's half-sibling's husband.
My half-co-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the half-co-brother-in-lawmug. by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017
Get the Half a nipplemug. Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
Get the Half-lesbiansmug.