complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people

my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people

by bluebear December 3, 2022

Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015

Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.

"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",

by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016

Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

Dick hoodie

The foreskin of the penis.

Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie

by yummytears October 27, 2018

Banjo dick

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.

On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.

by Nykimeow September 6, 2016

climb a dick

A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.

Hey asshole, go climb a dick!

by BlackHeartIrene June 1, 2017