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Kevin

a kevin ; someone who might be nice & sweet to you first but then they will do you wrongest, treat you like the dirt on their shoe. They will get you prego and leave you. Stay safe everybody and be couscous of kevins.
“he’s a kevin, he’s going to do you dirty girl
by misskayleee April 18, 2024
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Kevin

Is a guy full of goodness there is no man full of more goodness. A man with goodness all through is goodness loaded heart.
He is my Kevin. And I love him so very much.
by EmmyLoves KevinForever January 10, 2024
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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025
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Kevin

Anything and everything negative; absolutely the most dumbed down thing someone can be. If you’re a Kevin by term or name, you are a mistake to human kind as a hole.
“Damn, I really kevined my life up huh.”
by OUDD October 7, 2021
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Kevin

A smart man that is interested in technology. He is above everyone else and is better than Ryan. Ryan is stupid.
Kevin has a big brain.
by Your mom 696969696969969696969 September 12, 2023
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Kevin B.

A very smart, intelligent, creative, and handsome boy who brings joy to some people. Also sorta weird, but in a good way.
Kevin B. is very a smart person and I like them a lot
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo December 5, 2020
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Kevin

A man who overeats fast food and loves skincare
He is such a Kevin.
by karlqxi February 10, 2022
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