by skeptical hippo April 19, 2010

"doot hole doot hole, dont touch my doot hole"
" yeah man she totally touches my doot hole last night"
" ow my doot hole hurts"
" yeah man she totally touches my doot hole last night"
" ow my doot hole hurts"
by Doot king November 6, 2018

by PlasticTelescope November 2, 2011

Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"
by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

An ascii-hole is a troll, a button-pusher, someone who deliberately behaves like an anal sphincter (asshole) safely behind the anonymity of the internet.
In real life they behave just like "normal people" and are well behaved, soft spoken, well-mannered and, often, highly educated.
In real life they behave just like "normal people" and are well behaved, soft spoken, well-mannered and, often, highly educated.
"john" is such an ascii-hole, he came into "mary's" post about her anniversary and deliberately provoked her by calling her fat and a bitch.
by LustyMartin September 25, 2010

by saggyarse September 10, 2018

Similar to a "glory hole", only used extensively by someone named Gordon. Where a man places his penis through some type of aperature, regardless of setting or circumstance, and expects oral satisfaction to completed by a stranger on the other end.
"Man, you gotta check out the circle K restroom, they have a nice Gordon-hole in the third stall."
"Can you believe how that guy treated that barstool like a Gordon-hole?"
"Can you believe how that guy treated that barstool like a Gordon-hole?"
by C. D. Deanda April 2, 2010
