safety hat

the hat you wear when you taken too much and seek safety
nath where’s the safety hat?
by Obi2709 October 02, 2021
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I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020
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jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.
Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.
by Todd-I July 19, 2023
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National no hat day

Boys and girls this one is for you. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend that just wears hats all the time and it’s annoying? Well this is their week to shine. No hat day is october 30th
Bryan did you know that it’s national no hat day?

No way, i can’t wear a hat today:(
by Ttzig October 27, 2019
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Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
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