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Humble Beef

humble beefs (noun)
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A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025
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End the beef

When you end the beef with someone. And you get a fat guy to squash and cook and eat it
by Bettlejuice6969 May 25, 2022
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naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained
Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!
by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023
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Beef sliders

Nick and Brandon were laying butt to butt. Nick couldn't help but giggle when he served Brandon up some hot beef sliders.
by WickedlyWily September 9, 2016
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beefing

beefing is a term made up by fans of american cock band waterparks. Beefing is when one tears out a chunk of someone’s hair. Beefing is a punishment. It's called beefing because of the meaty whack that is created when the newly made bald spot is slapped.

(beefing can also include: waxing, shaving, or using any other tool to remove ones hair. though it usually refers to aggressively ripping out somebodies hair)
sorry i missed your call, i was busy beefing someone.

did you hear about awsten? yeah, he went to jail for beefing somebody.
by frankiesspooked November 17, 2021
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Beef blasters

A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.
Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off
by Step Dorren June 11, 2020
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human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef
by Human roast beef November 24, 2023
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