smashola 

The state of being totally drunk.

I went out last night and got totally smashola with my friends at the bar.

smashola by Liz McLaren December 9, 2008

smashtercourse 

1. Lying about having sex with someone, when in fact you did not.

2. Having sex with someone when doing so is improbable/impossible.

Miamiballinboy had smashtercourse with anyone.

smashtercourse by 2003alum December 7, 2007

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

Smashed crab faced by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

smashed bigfoot 

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

smashed bigfoot by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010

SmashZilla'd 

To go out and get funked up beyond recognition.
To get smashed.
To get so twisted, you feel as big as Godzilla.
To get so drunk, you are bigger than life.
To get so funked up, you need a team to carry you home.
Gettin high to the power of 10 to 10.

"Yo bro, wanna go out and get smashzilla'd tonight?"
"I got so smashzilla'd last night, I don't even know how I got home"
" I didn't get drunk last night, I got Smashzilla'd !"

SmashZilla'd by Jay the 0N3R, 372/CGB cru October 5, 2011

Smashly 

A female that is sought out specifically for sex and no other relational dynamic, therefore she has no name but is referred to as Smashly.

Clint: bro, you woke me up again last night! Who did you smash out this night? Was that Kaite, Kelly, Cindy or Lisa who I heard screaming?!

Thomas: Sorry bro, na dawg it was Smashly.

Smashly by Thermos kegger November 15, 2013

Smashface 

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

Smashface by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014