rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

Rusty

Deep Eddie's Vodka - Lemon and Club Soda

Excuse me Bartender, I'll have a Rusty.

by Talladega500_bake September 6, 2025

Rusty wrx

GET YOUR CAR ON THE FUCKING ROAD

Rusty wrx please get your car on the FUCKING ROAD

by Shit car yo July 6, 2024

rusty cat

An woman's va-jay-jay. As in "old" "overused"

Don't mess with shaquanda, she's got a rusty cat.

by Dick Johnson February 2, 2015

Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.

Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.

by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes sore.

I was off all day and bored. Ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by 9kandwutisthis November 25, 2010

Rusty wooding

Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines

Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great

by The mans dictionary June 18, 2023