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New Year's Eve 

A Pathetic day in the calander year. Its just a pathetic retarded exuse for young people to get totally pissed then have sex and get dumped the following morning/afternoon how lame can it get? also whats the point of it? its just another boring day ending and another boring day in the life starting.
ROB: Hey NYE was last night i got so drunk and i got with this chick, fucked her and she dumped me this afternoon cos she claimed she didnt remember getting with me, gutted man.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.

new denver 

A tiny little attempt at a town, known for its crazy people and its liquor store formerly a town of much prosperity but now a hole in the ground due to its most infamous resedents moving from the shore of its lake the "slowcan."
New Denver is also known for its close proximity to the kokanee glacier with its beer and sasquatches.
lets go to New Denver and ride a Sasquatch and drink some Kokanee that we bought from the liquor Store.
new denver by squeEks August 23, 2006

new dutch oven 

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows
As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.
new dutch oven by MystycalMage October 1, 2007

New Arbusto

USA after 7 years of W.
Welcome to New Arbusto, y'all
New Arbusto by collegemomma February 19, 2009

new york snap 

when you fart in a woman/mans mouth and it makes a "snap" noise...why anyone would do that is beond me.
"dude i did a New york snap on your mom last night, and she liked it."
new york snap by sexyybeastbby. January 23, 2009
like the old rab, except hes colour coded and loves facebook
first guy: Here guys, wheres new rab?

second guy: He's on facebook.
new rab by dooch93 December 23, 2009

New Vendor

New Vendor: A term used to describe a person whom is not your spouse or girlfriend, but would like to be.
"That woman is such a whore! Even though she has a husband and boyfriend, she’s still out there trolling for New Vendors!" or "Poor guy....I can't believe his chick dumped him and is now labeled with New Vendor status....that sucks!"
New Vendor by Samantha Davenport January 14, 2010