love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003

platonic man love

1. A non-homosexual love between men.
2. A tight friendship between persons, ie "Brotherly Love"

1. I love you Bob.

2. Gary was my brother, my best friend; I loved him.

by Evan November 13, 2004

Love you

It means I love you, it's an abriviation on "love you"

A woman says to her husband "love you" before leaving for work, but instead she has to text it so she just types "lyu"

by Dottielover16 July 15, 2018

love fist

The placing of a hand up anothers ass, or an 1980s hit rock group.

Matt just love fisted that chick.
Man the Love Fists rock.
-Laslo

by Matt G March 31, 2003

love day

A holiday (sometime in the middle of summer) made up by a retail store to increase sales during the summer slump.

Homer: Happy Love Day!
Lisa: It´s just a holiday that the stores made up to make more money

Homer: I´m not gonna have you ruin another Love Day.

by tromboneman January 17, 2008

I love you to the moon and back

A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)

'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'

by Sassyplease November 11, 2014

love shaft

A gentlemens erect penis.

"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"

by cannietellye October 8, 2005