No look handshake

A term used to describe an incident involving @jshock9nine where a pre-muck handshake took place with no eye contact.

I finally got the no look handshake incident after hearing about it for so long.

by Hellosharkness May 23, 2025

Woman Look

(Verb) The action of observing closely, searching thoroughly and actually processing what one has observed, while trying to find something. Originates from the partially stereotypical, partially factual ability of a woman to easily find something in a place (often reasonable, clearly visible, and/or the same one it always is) that a man has already claimed to have checked, yet hasn't found, as if the object isn't visible to the male eye.

A: "Hey, can you come over here for a sec? I can't find the barbecue sauce! I swear, I used it just a few days ago, it couldn't have grown legs and walked away..."
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer May 31, 2025

It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

marissa look

walking in a room or setting looking for an object but just glancing around casually for 5-10 seconds

“ma i can’t find it”
“did you marissa look or something because i found it soon as i went in there”

by rakyadabratt July 9, 2025

lizard look face

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.

Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol

by sixpackslim July 16, 2025

No looker Noel

Jesus’s most prominent disciple Noel

Crown casinos finest dealer, the “no looker” method merely adopted by lesser dealers results in profits 100% of the time. His feats include as follows;

Rolling 4 1s in 10 rolls
Rolling a double green zero on the first play of the night (guaranteed mood setter)
Being BALD

“Hey mate are we going to the casino this weekend?”
I don’t know …
“No looker Noel is running the tables”
I’ll be there in 5

by The core lord August 10, 2025

Yearbook Looker

One or many that looks at a yearbook for a long period of time.

Jackson was in class and was being a “yearbook looker” and was quite annoying by it.

by KingKato September 24, 2025