light crumb

A piece of writing that has met the standards of publication, yet is without literary merit.

"His last book was entertaining, but it was too light crumb compared to his earlier work."

by Camposito October 6, 2009

the lights are too bright

used when a sports person at an elite level is intimidated by the situation (finals, quarterfinals, semifinals, etc.) and hence puts in a bad performance, a disasterclass.

this sportsperson usually looks like the real deal at stages of the competition when the expectation to perform isn’t as strong, like the first few weeks of the league season

can also be used to describe the most elite levels in sports (Champions League knockout stages, World Cup, Qualifying for any Grand Prix, etc)

- “0 goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes and went of with an injury. I’m afraid the lights are too bright for Kevin de Bruyne”
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by bestintheworldatwhatido March 17, 2024

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

Wax lighting

Wax lighting is a variation of gas lighting but it's done along a long period of time.

"omg Beth's been gas lighting me for years!"

"she's wax lighting you mate"

by Literate Scouser June 2, 2022

Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.

Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed

by anonymous October 28, 2025

coca cola light knokolai

he loves cola and simps it every morning. he loves he's friends and sucks their toes every morning. he's drinking just more cola and that's his life.

coca cola light knokolai is a happy cola lover

by krissafk October 28, 2020

trans light

Bud light bottle or can with LGBTQ+ promotional art

Let’s crack open some trans light with the boys/girls

by bvftsy5ygr June 15, 2023