Kiss my ring

1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...

1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring

2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'

by Nehustan September 24, 2010

Down-Under Kiss

1. A dude kissing and licking a chick’s pussy lips 2. Two lesbians rubbing their pussy lips together Kiss Down-Under

The porno featured a Down-Under Kiss by the Sin Twins!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Hershey Kiss

The licking of someone's ass crack

Last night after dinner I gave my girlfriend a hersey kiss.

by Dino November 2, 2003

Kiss Da Baby

1. Shit is over.
2. Fat lady sings.
3. Chad Ochocinco

The rest of the competition on the field, may as well kiss da baby, because this shit is over!

by Child Please. March 26, 2010

San Marinese kiss

In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.

Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)

Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)

by Pete616 November 10, 2010

Witches French Kiss

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.

Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss

by Poot_er May 15, 2016

kissing through the phone

Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other

Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *

Boy feel better?
Girl I guess

by darthvaderprincess April 19, 2014