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snow job

When you grab someone by the hair on the back of their head and rub their face in hard, icy snow until its raw and red.
“Marty gave you a serious snow job, eh?”
“Yeah, but then I beat him to death with my hockey stick.”
by Girlkintic November 2, 2008
mugGet the snow jobmug.

Hand job

n. a job which requires the work of ones hands to accomplish/complete a set goal or task
by Ghandi September 24, 2002
mugGet the Hand jobmug.

Italian Job

A hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. Better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an Italian Job.
Yo! Bitch worked my nob like she was hitting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an Italian Job.
by Dave Morrison February 6, 2008
mugGet the Italian Jobmug.

finger job

sex move with a man and a woman. The guy receives some hand but he is also fingering the woman at the same time.
John fingered sally while she gave him hand, they finger jobed
by tsontor, Lord of the Underworld February 14, 2008
mugGet the finger jobmug.

Blow Job

A blow job is when one person shoves a significant amount of cocaine up his/her anus and then farts said cocaine all over another person's face.
Lebron and Dwyane bought a ton of cocaine so that they could give each other blow jobs.
by michaelk6 April 25, 2011
mugGet the Blow Jobmug.

hand job

when some one else Masterbates you for you
'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan
by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014
mugGet the hand jobmug.

hook job

(Pronouced: hoook job) The act of partaking in having someone administer a blow JOB on you, while you smoke from a HOOKAH.
Frank: Dude, you hear that tommy got a Hook Job?
Sam: I have heard those can cause lung cancer AND you can get STDs.
by Makwaw Hunters Intl. August 14, 2007
mugGet the hook jobmug.

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