The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

No jizz January/June/july

The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 2, 2023

unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by anonymous January 4, 2023

LeBron Jizz

When one is fingering their own butthole and begins to think of LeBron James (or Bronny James). Usually leads to self impregnation. Common among most Ojibwa Native Americans. Zaya Wade is sexy!

Did you hear about the Lebron Jizz fortnite event? Mr Beast was in attendance.

by anonymous May 26, 2023

moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

Jungle Jizz

When more than one person gives a cums in a persons mouth and there is one person who urinates.

At the end of the orgy the three dudes performed a jungle jizz on the lucky woman laying on her back, and mouth open. The balance of urine and semen made her barely realize what she was swallowing.

by Pinkpopper August 23, 2023