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Jacob

Jacob means, gay, all Jacobs are gay and mentally ill
Woah that kid is flirting with that man, he must be named jacob
by Truth te11er May 4, 2020
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jacob

gay fucking bitch who acts confident but hates their own guts
"oh wow it's jacob"
"that one emo kid that hides being his hair?"
"yes that one."
by aarbjj June 24, 2021
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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jacob pråhl

He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
I wish i had the same grades as Jacob Pråhl then my parent would be proud of me
by Pronkey October 22, 2019
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Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)
Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)
by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022
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Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick
by Very trusted source September 21, 2021
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jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast
John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe
by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023
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