hair up your ass

Something you want to do because of an idea you came up with. Usually very random and not thought out, or taking into consideration how others may feel about the idea.

You got into an argument with your wife last night because you got a hair up your ass about wanting to clean the garage right after dinner.

by Clees501 May 30, 2018

hair of the bear that mauled you

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

Hair Club For Men

A way to get some nice hot young (over 18) poon if your over 50.

Hot Chick "Your disgusting!"

Old Fart "But Im part of Hair Club For Men"

Hot Chick "ooooh. Wanna come back to my place!?"

by Kleetis III May 28, 2009

long haired strang

someone who will go with you anywhere as long as they don't have to pay. a very cheap person who will rob your pockets dry. some people refer to them as jews.

What a long haired strang..

by trixie hollow August 1, 2010

bad hair day

When you sperm in someones hair and then use it as hair gel.

That guy just gave her a bad hair day!

by Mikey Jay March 13, 2008

fuck boy hair cut

Kyle Leitzel

"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."

by Roastytoasty September 16, 2016

Don't Touch My Hair

A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.

The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.

I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.

2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

by Killing the Mood, aaight? January 1, 2017