Shitty-frogs

When one proceeds to shit on top of a frog

Jimmy pulled a shitty-frogs on lacey

by Ya boy skinny pelican July 22, 2019

Pocket frogging

The act of sitting in your room with the door locked and the blinds closed while doing absolutely nothing besides breathing and playing pocket frogs side of effects of pocket frogging include arm cramps, hand cramps, finger cramps, leg cramps and scoliosis.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna hang out?”
Person 2 “Hell naw, man I’m bout to go pocket frogging”

by skinnyyoungTHUG November 27, 2019

crazy frogging

Like dogging, but she tries to jump away because you went too deep.

Holy fuck man, she was crazy frogging when I went deep.

by Crazyfrogging March 11, 2020

soap frogs

I don't actually know what I am doing

person1: hey ur cool
person2: aha sOAp fRoGS

by bigoofmomentmydude March 21, 2020

the froggy waffles

The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.

Dave: awh look it's the froggy waffles!
Zoe: I wish I was a froggy 😥

by A gurkie October 18, 2020

Cock Frogging

A swingers party game that requires 1 cock frog (slutty femme fatale) and 5 or more men, to be lined up laying on their backs with full mongrels while said cock frog bounces from shaft to shaft. Somewhat like the old fashioned game of leap frog.

I bet Gav will love to be a lily pad at tonight's cock frogging party.
Man: Doc, i think I've broken my dick
Doctor: Have you been cock frogging again Sir?

by robins hood March 5, 2021

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021