French

A slur.

Also known as the worst language on planet Earth.
A word to call someone from France.

Ew, that person is French.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024

French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.

Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.

by Mbones December 8, 2018

french adjectives starting with y

there are no french adjectives starting with y

yo, why are there no french adjectives starting with y?

by cowaldo March 30, 2022

french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.

"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."

by Jason Frost October 11, 2016

French Fry

A citizen of the nation of the fanciest fries.

I am a French Fry!
You French Fry!
Hey, French Fry!

by 489flint September 25, 2017

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

by kk_a February 3, 2025