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The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)
The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
by Olivetree September 6, 2013
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Driving to florida

David: Bruh are driving to florida with her
Jaiah: yeah bro were gunna do Iit so hard
by jack11 January 1, 2016
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driving to florida

Code for dtf
Gavin: bruh is she driving to florida with you
aidan: yeah bro were gunna do it so hard
by jack11 January 1, 2016
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wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide
Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?
by TheBestBird April 8, 2016
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shady groove florida

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that
by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016
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pulling a florrick

Pulling a Florrick: a government sex scandal involving a prostitute as in the Peter Florrick sex scandal in the tv show The Good Wife
guy 1: hey did you hear the governor of illinois was pulling a florrick?

guy 2: yeah i saw it on the news, he was into some kink
by inlovew/livbenson April 28, 2017
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faster than a Florida tail wind

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.
by Saharayogi April 19, 2018
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