Egg dildo

An egg dildo is for people with a fetish for eggs, obviously.

You horny baby?
Yeah, grab the egg dildo.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

egg

is Ashwin

how can u be an egg

by Balakumar September 21, 2020

mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

mixed eggs

Professional mixed eggs

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

egg

"a food that you eat, it tastes great"

"we will eat eggs, for breakfast today".

by euhjkfhwjknf October 27, 2020

aloe-egg-lily

She is a stupid idiot who is obsessed with Just Dance, Danganronpa, and many more. She has a Wattpad account too.

“Man, Aloe-Egg-Lily is such a simp.”

“I agree, she’s such a weirdo.”

by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020