Donkey Krunch

A combination of a Donkey Kick and a Donkey Punch.

As your Donkey Kicking sum1, you throw in the punch for good measure.

Viola Donkey Krunch.

Especially good on 1 night stands.

by Richie JB August 19, 2008

Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

donkey

the new word to replace Never Been Kissed's "rufus," meaning totally cool, amazing, rocking, groovy, or any other synonym there of.

**after having a moment of pure genius via telekinesis during a game of catch phrase, the team wins the game**
"That's donkey!"
or: "your disco barbie costume is totally donkey"

by gotsoccer? December 24, 2009

Donkeylord

To be a extremely lazy and fat person. Usually ugly, has back, side, and front acne and also likes to play videos games 24/7.

Mike McCarthy is such a donkeylord... all he does in play video games and cut his carrot all day long.

by Joe Lue March 7, 2010

Donkey

Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!

Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.

Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!

Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.

by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010

donkey

a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.

what a donkey that guy!

by channing lopez May 30, 2010

donkeydamo

Donkeydamo: a word describing the nature of a certain male

Donkeydamo is so hot

donkey damo

by cripple king February 25, 2011