Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*

Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*

by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018

dick picken

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

by Average John April 3, 2015

pisces dick

There are no word for a pisces dick, because when it's in my mouth, it's so big i can't speak. If yourself or your partner are a pisces and possess a penis, consider yourself incredibly blessed. Not only is it meters long, but the person who it belongs to knows how to use it and knows how to use it good.

Damn, they're a pisces? I know they got that elephant-sized pisces dick.

by gorlwithapiscesboyfriend June 7, 2022

Dick coma

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.

Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!

by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016

Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010