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Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines 

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.
According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

The Urban Dictionary Effect 

What happens when u'v replaced a social life for a computer, found this site then tried to reintroduce yourself back into society only to realize what u should've known in the first place...your a douche and no amount of "urban" lingo will ever change that!
Douche: Hey friend
Dudes: .......
Douche: I have this flirtationship I have to work on....later
Dude#1: What a fucking douche!
Dude#2: Its The Urban Dictionary Effect....Created a whole douche renaissance
Dude#1: *Takes his own life*

Dude#2 Now spends his days in Asia dodging std's and campaigning against the spread of douchyness with the popular campaign slogan "WTF". Through education and economic incentives all for the ultimate goal of reforming article 7 of the Rome Statue of the international criminal court to include Douchyness as a crime against humanity and therefore punishable by death.

(FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions 

The MANY bad definitions and failed words created and published on this site.

Many of these can be seen on this site.

Much of the time the word and definition are not a word or definition at all. They're

A. Something about sex.
B. Something about how much they hate religion.
C. Something racist.
D. A conjunction of words without an understanding of phonetics or language or
E. Something that makes not even a modicum of sense but get's posted anyway because some people want to express themselves with nothing creative, original or intelligent to express.
God,Several Joint Liability,black,black people,prolebrity,Lap Hog,dorkus malorkus,woman are examples of (FUDD)Failed urban dictionary definitions.

Names on urban Dictionary

either a current boyfriend that jerks off their ego or someone with that name themselves jerking off their ego
guy 1: dude i just searched my name up on urban dictionary

guy 2: nice what did it say
guy 1: it said im great in every way
guy 2: thats pretty inaccurate

guy 1: yeah i hate names on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

(ur-buhn) (dik-shuh-ner-ee)

-Noun
1. A collaborative definition website where every word represents a specific way in which a man can ejaculate onto a woman.

-Verb
2. When a man pushes a woman's breasts apart, ejaculates between them, and then presses her breasts back together.
1. See Strawberry shortcake, houdini, Abe Lincoln, chili dog, angry dragon, tea bag, glass bottom boat, space docking, hot lunch, hot carl, boston pancake, jumper, melon, daink, cherry cream pie, blumpkin, Tony Danza and finally, dome.

2. John: Fancy writing another entry to the urban dictionary tonight, darling?
Jane: Not really, John, no.
Urban Dictionary by Boojamon January 12, 2009

Screw. Urban. Dictionary 

When looking up you're name, and seeing something you don't like? Screw. Urban. Dictionary.