cracked egg baby

a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special

"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"

by Jochow May 07, 2007

cracking the wood

Pushing ones boner to one side to the point it cracks like when you crack your knuckles. Cracking the wood dose not lead to E.D.D.

#1 I started cracking the wood during sex and I blew hard and I felt weak at the knees.

#2 My girlfried was cracking the wood as she gave me a hummer. Aaawwwhh snap.

by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010

athletic butt crack

butt cracks having a wide range of ability, including normal to paralyzing digestive functions as well as the power to crush objects of all shapes and sizes.

Crystle was known to have the most athletic butt crack of the bunch, as evidenced by her ability to clear the room at a moment's notice.

by Lyall Smith May 29, 2008

crack some nuts

To mack or hit on on someone.

" She's all up in his nut, and crackin it"

" Let's go to the bar, I wanna crack some nuts"

by DREWBZ November 06, 2006

Crack-Ma-Vally

An Alley Of Which "hobos" (Homeless persons) are using several diffent types of Drugs such as; Crack/cocaine. it can also be described as a shadey looking alley. an alley of which dice games and other illegal actives are preformed

"Maaan look at them mofo's in that crack-ma-vally"
"Wanna hit up some Dice in that Crack-ma-vally quick-fast?"

by GZA AKA (C.C.F "Canadian C.r.e.a.m. Fiend") December 09, 2006

Jenny Crack Diet

Becoming skinny because you smoke crack

You seen Paula lately? Damn, she done got skinny, she been on dat Jenny Crack diet.

by Yahslily July 30, 2015

Queer his crack

To have queer relations with another mans butt crack.

Man, I would love to queer his crack.

or

You're gay, I bet you would queer his crack if you could.

by The Crawnic February 19, 2003