collegecest

The act of being in a pretentious collegiate university like Oxford or Durham and making dirty love to someone in your college or corridor. Often leads to marriage, especially in Durham.

OOOOOHHH MATE i totally committed collegecest with Araminta last night, only lasted two minutes but she was poor so don't think she cares.

by chavvyslagxoxoxo November 19, 2022

college citoyen

oh where to start. this shitty ass school in the worst canadian province (quebec). So many fucking rich kids, wannabes, hoes and shit. i fkg hate it here. the teachers are the worst except for the history one. The monitors are the biggest assfaces ever. Old ass french people fuckin annoy me. oh to burn this school down (all jokes accept my submission). Full of dreadheads. no fkg fights. no drama. gay ahh school. shi look fuckin lgbtq frm the outside. hard ass homework, hard ass tests. like math n shit hard asl like pipe down on yo shi tf. I can go on n on but yeah fuq dis skl

bro 1: yoo bro what u school u go to
bro 2: college citoyen
bro 1: ah nah i feel bad bro fr

by fuqmahschook November 20, 2022

College Cunt

A word to describe when a woman goes to college and starts having sex with a lot of people

man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt

by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022

college algebra

the second hardest class you will ever take in a 2 year university (#1 is comp iv

college algebra examples: “solve 4x2 + 4x -8”

by ZΣPH Ψ February 3, 2023

College

1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.

11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.

by ophie.f April 24, 2023

college louise wegmann

amazing school that has the best councillor

do you attend a class at college louise wegmann

by 12345dany May 2, 2023

college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023