Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

give your friend called darcie a gift day

this friend deserves a gift, buy them a good one on April 16th to make them happy

"hi darcie! today is national give your friend called darcie a gift day so here is a gift from me for always being there for me! <3"

by eatmyshorts1289 April 13, 2021

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

by Zyklon_ March 05, 2022

Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril

An exclamation of surprise and shock.

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!

by Cyril April 16, 2017

Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

by FairyWings November 02, 2004

if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a

hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 17, 2007