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Asshole

The editors at Urban Dictionary who allowed “Israeled” to be defined in the way it has in your site are assholes.
I never realized there were so many anitsemitic assholes working at Urban Dictionary.
by Not an asshole December 28, 2023
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cashew asshole

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.
by Factotem1 August 31, 2017
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Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight
Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022
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Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.
by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019
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Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025
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asshole

by ur local dumhead February 23, 2021
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Asshole

Wow she is such an asshole
by Bicth#1 May 31, 2019
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