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American Apparel 

American Apparel is a horrible cock sucking brand that most teeny boppers sport to the movies or malls. They have whores for models and often show half naked chicks in sheer one pieces that no normal person would ever dream about wearing in public. Unfortunetly we have an entire generation of sluts and fags trying to pull off that same sheer one piece, without jeans, or a hoodie, or anything to coverup the disgusting horridness that is their unusually developed bodies. The world would be an amazing place if all the American Apparel factories were shut down.
American Apparel, and their leigion of followers can go shove their hideous clothes up an elephants rectum, then pull it back out and try to wear that into public. (Actually they probably would do that; disgusting freaks.)

American Jews 

The 6 million (out of 300 million) Americans who

1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.

2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.

3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.

4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)

5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want — while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.

6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.
"Nearly everything in America today — politics, media, health, academia, business, entertainment, finance, foreign relations — are cultivated by, owned by, or influenced by American Jews. Is this merely based on merit or is it ethnocentric and cultural manipulation? You decide."
American Jews by vanderblick January 19, 2010

American Picker 

someone always messing with their junk.
gosh, Ted is always digging at his junk. What an American Picker.
American Picker by racercorky October 2, 2010

blacktino american 

Person(s) of an african, latino, decendent living or born in america
"I'am blacktino american, not black, not latino, not american, but all of them in one!"
blacktino american by Mikalobe April 25, 2006

Hafrican-American 

A person who is half African-American, half Caucasian.

or

A person who has one Caucasian parent, one African-American parent.
Lyle: "I ain't voting for Obama cus he's black".

Carlton: "No he isn't, he's white".

Al: "He's got a white mom and a black dad".

Jeb: "Well if he's half white, and half black, let's just call him a
Hafrican-American".
a country that gives birth to, Cancer, Aids, Liberals, Socialists, Capitalists and SJW's

Hobbies include,

Faking terrorist attacks, invading other countries, Supporting jews and calling countries that oppose them "Radical terrorists" and later invading them.

America is also the Birthplace of Aids, inventor of nuclear bombs and Autism

Average IQ: 50
America by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 21, 2017

Hurricane Of South America 

Having Intercourse with your partner while lubed up with 2 quarts of KY Jelly on yourselves and a half gallon of KY Jelly on a wood or tiled floor. With a wild Boar or Donkey at the other end as you throw Hot Red Peppers at it and try to finish before the animal gets to you.....Good Luck.