The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

A Monsters Inc. Avalanche

Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."

Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up

by Mike was whore's key September 20, 2022

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 04, 2009

rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”

Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER’

by Astrofox21 December 07, 2022

gender monster

g*n to your head you wouldn't know what their gender is

wow look at that gender monster

by big_ Baller February 08, 2025

Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.

That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster

by The paper June 14, 2025

Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet December 26, 2011