by f1m03 December 23, 2008
Get the cunt tap mug.The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
by O***** November 14, 2017
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Someone you want to smack in the face for being a cunt.
Someone you want to smack in the face for being a cunt.
Damn girl when I get you from behind, I can’t help putting my babies on your cunt cheeks.
I am about ready to smack cunt cheeks over there.
I am about ready to smack cunt cheeks over there.
by Slide it in Hen May 27, 2018
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Get the a massive cunt mug.Adjective/phrase used to describe the worst type of female who constantly complains about everything.
by Dnam October 19, 2017
Get the cunt nag mug.A Cunt Haggle is bitchy attention whore that dose not understand her place and haggles for attention. She may offer any service for attention and will try to get it at the lowest price possible.
Josh: Mel offered to blow me if i would hang out with her
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
Or
Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
Or
Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.
by The gravekeeper June 18, 2011
Get the cunt haggle mug.is usually a male that has no class and thinks he's a sick cunt gangster and loves starting fights and being ignorant about society.
that loves UFC, wears Tapout t shirts, has tribal tats but isn't tribal, bleached blond hair in sometimes various patterns, wears monster snap-backs, uneducated, ignorant, racist, has a kid but isn't off their P's, usually has a southern cross sticker on their late model lowered 2wd tray-back hilux, will lift weights just to look big but strickly doesn't do squats are any lower body training, claims to be highly trained in MMA, drinks VB every afternoon, loves motocross, wake boarding, occasionally will have a mullet which is a true sign of a proud aged mullet cunt
by bigrig March 30, 2014
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