Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.

"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"

by Etultra November 17, 2025

Happy

The giant horse conch weighs on my big dick

dude im so happy my friend bounced on my cock

by shickennugget September 19, 2022

Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

halfway happy

You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL February 11, 2018

Happiness

Happiness is a great, Happy, energetic, kind, smart name you wish you had a name like that it's a unique name he can roast people sometimes. He will always be your shoulder to cry on. Happiness.

Boy 1: We need a Happiness

by ItsUrBoiHappiness November 22, 2018

The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.

I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”

by 69jono69 November 16, 2023

Happy Investing Ratio

Happy Investing Ratio tranlate from thai word "klai kriad ratio " which mean worry free at all

It's common way to beat the stock market by draw out youe own original money that invest in the market

Happy investing ratio is ,when you buy any definite stock 1000 shares @1 dollar per share , when stock price soars to 2 dollar per share , sold 500 shares and draw out your own money(1000 dollar). Now fhe remain 500 shares in your portfolio is free from any risks forever!!!!!!!

by klaikriad September 18, 2022