When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.
I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.
by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011
Get the Facebook trackingmug. someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.
Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!
Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!
Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*
Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."
by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011
Get the facebook whoremug. The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.
by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010
Get the Facebook grammarmug. an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.
by racholudo September 10, 2010
Get the facebook poachingmug. Someone who adds you as a friend because you have mutual friends and they are trolling thru your facebook to be nosey..someone who is jealous of you and seeking to find something they can use against you!
Since I started seeing Mark, his ex added me so she can be a facebook troll . Looking thru my facebook page trying to find something she can use against me later.
by CrazyCajun6969 January 19, 2017
Get the Facebook Trollmug. n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.
His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.
by happy moose March 7, 2011
Get the Facebook conservativemug. A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.
by aidsface45 June 24, 2012
Get the Facebook Whoremug.