1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort
by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018

He has a potato
by liamwxston October 16, 2018

by JeremyBooooy August 28, 2015

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it
by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.
by Beary White January 21, 2020
