Potato

A big fat fag (cigarette)

Do you want twos on a potato?

by BigJBoi March 26, 2021

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

Potato

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort

Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.

by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018

Potato

A food, or can be used to describe a small fat penis that is potato looking

He has a potato

by liamwxston October 16, 2018

Potato

n. An ugly person, whose face is large and oval shaped. Someone who resembles a potato.

Emma looks like a potato!

by JeremyBooooy August 28, 2015

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020