Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Ninja Dick

An uncircumcised penis.

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!

by TheGingeyy November 4, 2017

Ninja Butler

When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.

He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.

by Swqsqwdws September 27, 2020

ninja

a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay unconventional for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. But know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations.
Also commonly referred to as "Ninja Tyler Fortnite Blevins." (Pyrocynical)

Ay my boy Cracked like ninja at fortnite!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

trailerpark ninja

A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.

That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie

by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021

Ninja

A fortnite streamer that died of the new disease made by the goverment called Ligma. At a early age, he was diagnosed with Sugma and Eatma. He was the only streamer known to ever make a cure to Ligma, but he died before he could use it. We all love and miss Ninja. Bless Ninja.

#Blessed #Ninja
#Ligma

by Thundercloud57 October 25, 2018

bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.

Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!

by bogeyninja August 13, 2024