Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

horse

fat things

fat horse

by nate murray February 27, 2022

horse apiece

Use widely in Wisconsin bar dice game called Horse played for drinks or juke box, often against the bartender. To win, you must win two out of three games. If you each have won a game, it is a horse apiece.

Also often used to state equality.

"You can take County F north or County HH east, the distance is a horse apiece."

by Yellowdog777 April 16, 2024

Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.

"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"

by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021

Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016

Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.

I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)

by Pazo139 September 21, 2022

Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022